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audio recording of Zayn Malik on the phone with two underage fans on their way to the hotel telling them how to get through security and get upstairs to his and Harry’s room.

Girls: “Tell Harry he needs to wait”
Zayn: “Harry, uh, if he wants booty, he has to wait.

WHauay

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caraphatash:

This movie was better than I expected 

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lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

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hi:

Seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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folieadude:

when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine

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